I
Build a village that mostly works.
Farms, mills, lumber camps and watchtowers. The peasants do the work. You walk around pointing at things, which is what Barons are for.
The job
You’re the Baron.
Your army is… just peasants.
The valley is yours, the castle is yours, and the defending of it is, regrettably, also yours. Your peasants farm, chop, build and, when the raiders come over the hill, grab whatever’s nearest and hope for the best. Keep the turnips growing, the gate shut and as many of them breathing as you can manage.
II
Defend it with whatever’s lying around.
Wolves, sirens, torch-happy neighbours and the tax collector all want something from your valley. Turnips count as ammunition. So do geese, eventually.
III
Pick your next terrible idea.
After every round, choose one of three upgrades: Turnip Earplugs, Bunk Beds, Release the Geese. They stack in ways that work better than they should.
A small rehearsal
Try to keep a few alive.
Trouble is coming over the hill. Tap it before it gets to the peasants. Last until dawn.
The Baron
The cast
Management, and the trouble.
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The Baron
Owns the valley. Defends it bravely, from a comfortable chair.
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His manservant
Has seen everything. Keeps the census. Says nothing, very loudly.
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Taxworth
Brings an army and a quill. The quill does more damage.
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Margery
Very keen on fire. Specifically, your roofs.
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Hexley
Rows up the river at night with a lantern and an offer. Refuse it.
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The Wolf Mother
Has a large family to feed. Guess what with.
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Grimbald
Armoured, mace-handed and sure the valley belongs to him.
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